OOPS,

I TOOTED!

The Neighbor

No, no, seriously never mind the sugar,
and no really you keep the cup. Got to go...Bye!

HE PLAYS THE HAR MONICA

Is it just me or does this tree look like Bill Clinton...

...without the cigar.

A SAW

I had no tools but I needed firewood.
That's when the idea hit me.

A ROLL OF MONEY

Still commenting on the financial meltdown today, Warren Buffet gives more suggestions on what you can do with your money...

OAR NOT!

I don't understand it either. I see your staring at your crotch. You go ahead and check what else is missing but whatever you do don't stop rowing.

THEY ARE SHARP

I'll take the scissors!

Gather No Floss

Realizing the microphone was broken Mick Jagger quickly improvised and broke the sound barrier in the process.

HE'S STILL CARLIN

George had his own unique way
of giving the establishment the finger.